I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
So, y'know how I keep inserting sexytimes where they don't belong in these comics?
Then this happens:

And I will fight her for Skids. And I fight dirty when it involves winning over my boys. I'm not jealous of a fictional character. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. Repeating it? Makes it no less true or believable.