I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
That the PC used to insist my name was Shoeshine? A mistake. They've been calling me Shoeshine all morning, and my mom keeps giggling.
I finally got them to stop by saying that Shoeshine was going to be my shoe fetish porn name, and my dad was like, 'Yup, I'm out.' And okay, they were leaving anyway, but, yeah, I feel like I got my own back XD
And now I can't write shoe fetish porn because you'll all know it's me!