Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

My mom would be okay with me writing monster porn 'if it makes you money.'

I don't know why or how these things come up - mostly me joking with other people, and then knowing my mom would be cool with it, so telling her.   But damn, I thought she'd balk a little.   I think she's so unflappable, I want to see if something will flap her.   

Then again, around sixteen I came home with an unexpected haircut/dye job.   (Purple, guys.   It was purple, and done in my school bathroom by a friend who wanted to do it on the spur of the moment.   Also, she then told me I wouldn't have let her cut my hair if I knew what kind of shit she was on.   Freeeaky!)   My mom looked up from the book she was reading, went, 'awesome,' and then went back to reading.   

I should have known me writing dinoporn wouldn't throw her -_-