Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

Apparently.  Because the author copy and pasted his sex scenes, changing words like 'T-Rex' to the appropriate other dinosaur.   And mixing it up slightly more, but really?   All the sex scenes are the same. 

But, here, have the funny!

"...my flight to South American."

A South American?   Do you just not know countries?

"...PHD..."   

Totally legit!   It's not PhD or Ph.D.   But, yeah, I totally believe you got through enough school to be a PhD student without knowing that.  

"...South America..."

Proving that it wasn't that you didn't know who/where you were flying too, but were simply too lazy to edit!

"'Family emergency apparently' my professor rolled his eyes."

So, apparently 'fuck your family, because this job.'   And also, someone never learned about punctuation

"I was clearly father off into an area I shouldn't be."

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See that image?   Best thing about these stories!

"...an colossal footprint..."

This one just made me laugh so long and hard I startled some poor strangers.   No, strangers, don't ask why I'm laughing!   Because I will tell you the story about dinoporn and Rocket!secks!

"We preceded through and the door which slammed shut after us, making a very strong locking sound afterwards."

I... Yeah, I don't know, first sentence.   Did you start out life as two sentences?   Did the author just get bored?   Did they just want money so didn't bother rereading you?   Don't know.   

"Nearly 100 years away from me stood what I immediately identified as a Brachiosaurus."

Yards?   Because either your letters are off, or your math is.  You're off by less letters than math, though, and you seem to really like to fuck up spectacularly, so my gut says your math is the issue...

"I examined his body and saw that he also had an enormous cock, much bigger than I expected and when I looked at it, it was also much softer than the rest of his rough body."

Because anyone studying dinosaurs would just expect them to have penises, amiright?

"I reached up and gabbed his dick with both of my hands and started rubbing it up and down, it was as thick as a small tree trunk and harder than rock."

Prepare yourself for the next quote, guys!

"I wasn't afraid, I knew what this Brachiosaurus wouldn't hurt me but just wanted to fuck me hard."

He wants to fuck you in your ass with his thick as a small tree trunk and harder than rock ass and you're, what, expecting this not to hurt?

I'm guessing that this dude isn't a PHD student so much as an inmate in an asylum. 

"It was so big that I didn't think it was even possible for it to fit, but he made it fit  in my ass."

Not unless your ass in a rubber band!

"I was being torn up by him but I didn't care because the pleasure was so immense!"

Yeah, this sounds less plausible than the anal engine that runs on dinosaur cum.   Congrats, I guess.   You just hit a new low. 

"I gripped his cock again his both of my hands and began rubbing."

See that grammatical error?   That's half the reason I post this.   Just wait a bit for the other half.   And the other half. 

"I was quite and quick..."

Quite quick?   Quiet and quick?   We'll never know...

"His eyes were light brown and had malice intent in them."

Because tenses are all the same, right?   Right?

"I gripped his cock again his both of my hands and began rubbing."

Note, this is a new highlight in a new part of the story.   Cut and paste job.

"Apparently he hadn't seen through my lie and just a genuinely nice man."

If I leave words, you still understand me, correct?

"I gripped his cock again his both of mtg hands and began rubbing."