Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

I signed up for the free trial of Kindle Unlimited to try this.  I'm in a fucked up enough headspace that I need something absolutely ridiculous, so m/m raccoon porn it is!

So far?   I'm almost halfway through and there's some inconsistency with the movie, but overall?   (The one that bugs me is that Sonic calls himself a raccoon alien race, while in the movie he was like, 'WTF is a raccoon?')  It's scary how much the author actually gets Rocket's voice.   It's like they spent a lot of time nailing the characters and feel of the movie - so the raccoon could fuck a human dude.  

The fact that this is so in character really squicks me out.