I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
I see what you've done. You've turned reading into a game where you have to get totally shitfaced before you start reading a Kitty Glitter story.
Because, holy shit, this made way more sense drunk than the other story did sober.
If I can stop my head from feeling as if its wobbling, I'm going to try to tackle another Kitty Glitter story tonight... perfect time for it.