I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Me in the shower.
Someone rushes in, yelling, 'I need to pee. I'm not looking at you. Don't look at me.'
Me thinking WTF?
Me out loud: "Well, this is weird." *also hides behinds towels hanging on the outside of the glass door to the shower*
Weirdness proceeds as we continue to have a conversation about how I can't see because I don't have my glasses on and the towels hide them from me as much as they hide me from them.
I kinda feel like I deserve ice cream, too!