I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
The mood organ has a setting for, "pleased acknowledgment of husband's superior wisdom in all matters."
I love you, Dick, I really do, but your fear of smart women? It's showing again.
Also,
Arcee. Proving you should be more worried about the smart, snarky woman who will beat the crap out of you for being a misogynistic asshole.