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Page 140: Sam about Alice: "'...she-her huge tongue...'  He broke off and with great deliberation tried to throw up.  'Couldn't get her off,' he finally protested, wheezing.  Metal Strong.   I'm the victim.  Her breath,' he swallowed hard, his face screwed up in a look of utter disgust, 'it was like jet fuel!'"

Liquids.   They are getting kinda rapey again. 

Leo tries to help by adding, "'She violated your orifice with her nasty alien probe?'"

There is a theme here. 

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The fact that his name is Leo Ponce de Léon Spitz is funnier in print. 

Also, "Mikeala eyed him as if he were something foul that had suddenly been ejected from beneath the body of Wheels."

There is a definite theme here.  And I'm a little pissed off.   They seem to be playing off the victim role here, usually a woman who is overpowered by a man.   Sam is hurt that his girlfriend is accusing him, after Alice clearly tried to kill them all.   And yet this is as forgotten as, say, Miles as soon as they're done cracking jokes about unwanted bodily fluid -_-