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"Susan Journeyer: "It's good to meet you, Josh -- but your ease of communication is somewhat off-putting to me.   Nevertheless, deep down, I hope our casual acquaintance will blossom into something more romantic in nature."

Josh Boyfriend: "I would not mind that, even though my initial impression is that you and I are not compatible in a romantic way.

Josh Boyfriend: Perhaps if a doctor-emergency were to occur, we would work together despite our initial impressions."

I was like, what the fuck is going on here?   Humans are described as "Earth humans".   And then Thundercracker tells his dog that his screenplay is coming along well.   And he thinks he should get an agent. 

Bwahahah!   Thundercracker, the ex-Decpticon Seeker is writing a screenplay.   With the male lead, "who is handsome like an F-22 jet fighter," named Josh Boyfriend!  This is excellent so far.  I'm just glad I haven't pissed myself laughing so hard so far -_-

Also, this is why Josh is handsome like a jet fighter: 

Why do I feel like TC is talking about handsome like the jet itself and not the pilot?   

Also, that jet is fucking hot.