Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

My friend's roommate calling me, and going, 'just so you know, that's the kind of life I lead.'

I went, 'wha?'

He continues on, 'remember when you first picked me up?'

I went, meekly, 'wha?'

Which was when he realized I was woken up.   And although I'd just gone to bed a couple minutes before, I was confused.   I finally broke out, 'this is like when that lady called me, told me customer hang up, customer hang up, yelled at me, and I still don't know what that was about.'

So he demanded my name, and when I gave it, he goes, 'shit, I called the wrong person, baby.'

And I went, 'yeah, that probably explains why this whole conversation makes no sense at all to me.'

I was then told to go back to sleep.   

Although, now that I'm awake, I want to ask him, 'do you know who I was with, baby?   You totally interrupted me and the SG!Overlord and SG!Sixshot.'

I cannot in all good faith promise this.  

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