Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

I kinda mentioned it as a footnote in my last review, but I'm seriously considering a name change.   Legally.   And before you judge, Optimus Prime went to Afghanistan. 

http://www.omg-facts.com/Celebs/An-Ohio-man-changed-his-name-to-Optimus/20445

Or there's this: 

http://www.omg-facts.com/Interesting/A-guy-from-the-UK-changed-his-name-to-Em/54619

I'm thinking these names: 

Grimock

Skywarp

Barricade

Um, so far.   Those are the three.  I think Ultra Mangus just... wouldn't fit me, although that was in the running.  Same with Slag, Sludge, and a whole bunch of other ones that I considered.   

Any thoughts?  I just feel more confident, and sexier, when I'm not called by my birth name, so...

ETA: Fortress Maximus!   Because Fort Max would be an awesome nickname :D   Whirl!   Knock Out!   So many choices.