Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

Ral: "All men want to squeeze boobies.  You're just trying to look cool by pretending you're above all that."

-_-

Look, I know Ral was imprisoned at birth because he was taken over by a Shadow and that he doesn't know about girls, and at fifteen, he's just discovered the glorious joy of the titties.   Still?   That quote above.  

I was going, 'hey, this is funny, and those days when you're tired, cranky, cold, and crying? Those call for this.'  (Look, I hate to do the 'boobies' thing, but if you got 'em, you know what I'm talking about, right?   Riding the crimson wave, just so there's no confusion.)   I was all like 'nostalgia, and I wonder why I didn't get the second volume and beyond...'   

Boom.   There you go.   Still that quote above.   Also, all the men?   Even the gay ones?   Even the asexual ones?   Even the ones who are technosexual to the degree I am?   Really, author?   Really?   All the men?   Are you sure that's what you want to go with?   

Okay then...