Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

 

Metalhawk: “Bumblebee argued with his ‘friend’, and Rodimus’ starship exploded.  Quite mysterious.   Hundreds died.”

 

Tappet: “What?   Somebody tried to leave and they blew up?”

 

Snerk.   Metalhawk is such a dick sometimes.   And I love him.   

 

Shockwave: “Events will play out as they will.”

 

Starscream: “Fantastic.   I’ll go back to Earth and strike up a conversation with a fortune cookie when I want nuggets like that.”

 

He is so amazingly sarcastic.   Starscream.   Shockwave is just kinda big and bulky and stoic and hot.   

 

Wheeljack: “Crony.  He called me a crony.  Getting called a crony by Strascream is like…

 

…it’s like a simile I’d use to describe a less obviously ironic thing.”

 

I kinda like IDW ‘Jack.   

 

Wheeljack: “When you said Thundercracker-“

 

Starscream: “You said that.”

 

Wheeljack: “-Whatever- it’s detectable.”

 

I love how ‘Jack blows Screamer off.   I’m not sure why, but this line makes me giggle like cray, and it’s one of my favorites from this volume.

 

Ironhide: “Tried to kill me once.”

 

Starscream: “Who hasn’t?”

 

Bumblebee: “STAY OUT OF THIS, STARSCREAM!”

 

Starscream: “Seriously - we’ve all tried to kill each other."

 

*melts a little*   Why is Starscream so hot when he’s so sarcastic?

 

These are my favorite quotes from this collection.