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James thought of his wife. She'd been vehemently against the operation from the beginning. Even before the procedure was feasible, it had been a source of contention in their marriage. James had always dreamed of the day he could replace his feeble, flesh body with one of cold, hard steel.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 17-19). . Kindle Edition.

 

His wife sounds like a bitch.   I think he could do better.   (< -- this might be my own bias speaking, though...)

 

Katrina felt that a robot body wouldn't be sexy enough for her to get off on.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 19-20). . Kindle Edition.

 

It's okay.   I still find you sexy, robots!

 

Halloween was by far the sluttiest holiday of the year, and that included Mardi Gras with all its flashing.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 27-28). . Kindle Edition.

 

I demand statistics proving this if you're going to state it as fact!  Otherwise, you're just libeling Mardi Gras!

 

The twin folds of her pussy lips peeked out from beneath the hem of the skirt, straining against the sheer fabric of her panties seeming almost to wink at you. Her seven inch spike-heeled fuck-me shoes said, well, they said "Fuck me," quite frankly.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 36-38). . Kindle Edition.

 

So... he's fine talking about her vagina, but is uncomfortable coming out and saying 'fuck me heels'.   Huh. 

 

Also, that costume is described as unremarkable in the bag, and spectacular on Katrina.   Perhaps because an adult is wearing a child's Halloween outfit?   

 

Luckily for James, his multiple degrees in engineering, computer science and biology had allowed him to create a robot costume with plenty of room for the hard-on he now felt beginning to mature in his pants.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 41-43). . Kindle Edition.

 

Thank god he explained this!  And in such detail!   I was wondering if the robot suit wouldn't compress his boner, and now we all know why it hasn't!

 

Here she squeezed James' cock as hard as she could squealing with delight, "Jesus! I can't even get my fingers around it!"

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 62-63). . Kindle Edition.

 

They're in public.   I would be so creeped out if someone squealed this in public, and I saw her fondling him. 

 

Soon her eyes were bugging and her face turning red as his dick clogged her throat entirely, choking her. Eventually, she popped her head up, gasping for air. "I'm sorry, that's all I can fit. You're about to break my goddam jaw

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 91-93). . Kindle Edition.

 

I feel like a dude wrote this. 

 

spreading open her snatch as wide as possible.

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Snatch.   Classiest way ever to say vagina. 

 

He pumped furiously, his cockhead pounded into Katrina's throat and chin a few times causing funny barks to escape her before she managed to tilt her head down. A final thrust caught her full in the nose bringing tears to her eyes before she opened her lips to let his cock into her hot, sloppy mouth.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 117-119). . Kindle Edition.

 

He's titfucking her at this point.   Yeeeah.   I'm gonna call written by a dude.

 

In between slurps, she yelled out, "Gimme that hot robot cum, you piece of fucking metal!"

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 122-123). . Kindle Edition.

 

BWHAHAHA!

 

same, old, everyday robot sex.

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I never thought I'd see this phrase.   Pretty spectacular, no?

 

"I need a hot, meaty dick. You know that! A metal rod isn't gonna be able to satisfy me!"

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 152-153). . Kindle Edition.

 

It just gets better and better!   Also, yeah, I'm gonna call bitch on her.   Boo for the robot-hate!

 

He spun his cock-revolver like a gunfighter in the old west,

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 175-176). . Kindle Edition.

 

Cock-revolver.   It's a thing now, people. 

 

James retracted his liquid metal dick and spun the cylinder to the next dick chamber: a twin-dick built especially for double penetration.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 184-185). . Kindle Edition.

 

If he's got a twin dick, does that count as one or two dicks?   Because he says he has six, but does this actually make it seven?  Is it sad that the math is the thing I'm focusing on here?

 

It was even more of a turn on than the standard "glork-glork-glork" of a deep throat pounding.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 207-208). . Kindle Edition.

 

Glork is a great word!   I'm gonna say glork at some point, and when I do, I'm gonna burst into a giggle-fit, and refuse to explain why!

 

robo-cock

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Location 214). . Kindle Edition.

 

I'm just amused that robo-cock was used as an actual phrase.   That's all. 

 

Real fear crept its way back into Katrina's eyes when she saw this latest dick. It was cartoonish in its sheer mammothness. Ludicrously over-sized. It was a two liter bottle with a grapefruit for a head. "You may experience some discomfort," James 

told her. "But you'll have to trust me on this." Katrina cried out in pain as the enormous dick steamrolled its way into her juicy, pink cunt. The hood and lips of her pussy stretched and tore: an episiotomy as the baby-sized dick reverse-birthed its way into her. She screamed as she felt her pelvis creak, bend, shatter as the monster 

dick finally shoved its way inside her. The only thing more intense than the blinding pain in her snatch was the tingle of every single nerve in her crotch firing off pleasure signals to her brain at once.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 223-224). . Kindle Edition.

 

What the fuck just went on?

 

Instantly, she began to shiver and flagellate.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Location 236). . Kindle Edition.

 

I'm not sure the author knows what flagellate means. 

 

Her mouth made "glonde glarn glarble" noises like a dog worrying at a bone.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 237-238). . Kindle Edition.

 

Nope, have no idea what the fuck that means. 

 

Her tongue lolled dangerous from her mouth.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Location 238). . Kindle Edition.

 

But clearly the grammar is impeccable. 

 

She screamed out, "Fuck me with your giant diesel-dick!" and spread her legs up past her shoulders. Her new, robot hips allowed her to attain this impossible position.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 257-258). . Kindle Edition.

 

BWAHAHA!

 

James couldn't hold it in any more. He released a quart of boiling hot oil into Katrina. He screamed with her now: 0110100100100111011011010010000001100111011011110110111001101110011000010010000001100011011101010110110100100001 As the super-heated robo-cum leaked out of Katrina's metal pussy, it burned the bed sheets causing a few 

small fires. Quickly, the pair slapped out the flames with their hands, then fell onto the bed, into each other's arms, giggling.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 266-267). . Kindle Edition.

 

Seriously, what the fuck just happened? He poured BOILING HOT OIL INTO YOUR VAGINA!   Why are you giggling?

 

 

She reached down to stroke his massive, train engine cock. Already she was prepared for more hot, sexy, robot fucking.

Heurass, Dixon (2012-06-15). My Robot Body Will Make You Cum (Kindle Locations 269-270). . Kindle Edition.

 

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?