Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

10%: But to actually touch a lover. Slowly. Deliberately. What was that like?

Saxx, Ellie (2014-01-17). Taken by the Lion God (Kindle Locations 51-52). Firewalker Press. Kindle Edition.

Don't know, don't give a fuck.   Which makes you wonder why I keep doing this to myself...

16%: He was still, somehow, made of bronze. But he was fluid and pulsing like a living animal. He shone as if he emitted his own energy. His own heat. It was intoxicating.

Saxx, Ellie (2014-01-17). Taken by the Lion God (Kindle Locations 85-87). Firewalker Press. Kindle Edition.

Why are all the heroines like, 'so dangerous, so impossible, but even though I was just about to scream like any rational person would, this is so, so super hot?'

18%: Callie went limp as his arms rose and fell, her neck sore from whiplash and her vision hazy-white and fading.

Saxx, Ellie (2014-01-17). Taken by the Lion God (Kindle Location 100). Firewalker Press. Kindle Edition.

You probably think she needs a doctor, right?   Nope, clearly, the whiplash and I don't know what the fuck else is wrong with her will only be relieved if she gets fucked by an eight-foot-tall living Bronze statue!

21%: When she wasn’t careful, her head bounced off his chest and shocks of pain tightened in her neck like the worst cramp.

Saxx, Ellie (2014-01-17). Taken by the Lion God (Kindle Locations 113-114). Firewalker Press. Kindle Edition.

I hate that a good fucking is going to end up making all things right now.   DEAR JEEBUS, GET HER TO A HOSPITAL!

22%: “Hey,” Callie squeaked, barely able to breathe. The pain in her ribs forced her to break her silence. “Hey. Ouch. Please.” Mios either didn’t hear his captive, or ignored her.

Saxx, Ellie (2014-01-17). Taken by the Lion God (Kindle Locations 118-120). Firewalker Press. Kindle Edition.

I wish a man would totally ignore me while I'm dying.   That sounds like the best reason ever to fuck him so good. 

He pulled her off of his shoulder and dropped her unceremoniously on the cool moss below. The force knocked a guttural “Oof” from Callie as she landed. She coughed once,

Saxx, Ellie (2014-01-17). Taken by the Lion God (Kindle Locations 122-124). Firewalker Press. Kindle Edition.

So romantic, amiright?

27%: It was half from fear, and half from pleasure.

Saxx, Ellie (2014-01-17). Taken by the Lion God (Kindle Location 151). Firewalker Press. Kindle Edition.

Oh, fun, it's going to be a rape, but it's okay because she orgasms.   -_-

36%: The coarse hair around the base looked so lifelike, the testicles moving and fluid and plump as oranges as they pillowed the monster’s growing organ.

Saxx, Ellie (2014-01-17). Taken by the Lion God (Kindle Locations 197-198). Firewalker Press. Kindle Edition.

Ew. 

Even a good eight feet beneath him, she melted under the oppressive heat of the bronze god. It covered her like a heavy blanket.

Saxx, Ellie (2014-01-17). Taken by the Lion God (Kindle Locations 201-202). Firewalker Press. Kindle Edition.

What's with the unrealistic heat that would kill, or burn a woman, if she was actually exposed to said heat?