I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
So, the narrator goes on this long rant about Christmas being a heartless holiday about buying stuff, then this:
Yeah, that was my first kill, I killed Christmas.
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She goes from killing the goose being like her first virgin Christmas present on the virgin Christmas day - yeah, she uses virgin like that - and then rants about how evil Christmas is, and then kills it.
I have no fucking clue what the hell is going on right now. The whole Christmas thing is so inconsistent at this point.