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"For a while he’d seemed almost like my boyfriend. The last time I’d seen him, he’d scared the crap out of me."

Wylde, Joanna ( ). Reaper's Property (Kindle Locations 67-68). Ellora's Cave Publishing Inc.. Kindle Edition.

Boyfriends, they so cray that way. 

I mean, maybe I just can't find a man that's not afraid to scare me good and proper.   (Although I doubt that's why I like robots.)

I'm two percent in and I need something sexy.   

Plus, I feel like Robocop would be so enraged by Horse that he'd shoot him in the nuts, like that rapist in the original movie, amiright?

"I’d bet he had women coming out his ears, and the fact that he’d spent more than one night in my bed made me all too aware that his beauty wasn’t just above the belt."

Wylde, Joanna ( ). Reaper's Property (Kindle Locations 71-72). Ellora's Cave Publishing Inc.. Kindle Edition.

Maybe he spent time in your bed, because the women who come out his ears are way too fucking tiny to, y'know, fuck.   

Also, wait, he's got inner beauty because he's... horny?   I mean, did I read that sentence wrong, or is that what she's saying?

"Please don’t let him be pissed at me, I prayed silently, even though I was pretty sure God wasn’t interested in prayers where the promise of fornication played such a prominent role.

Wylde, Joanna ( ). Reaper's Property (Kindle Locations 76-77). Ellora's Cave Publishing Inc.. Kindle Edition."

Relationships where the woman depends on the man not to be angry so he doesn't withhold sex?   That sounds so uber promising and romantic!   It doesn't at all sound like it might be physically abusive later on, either!

PICNIC?    The Repaer is named fucking Picnic?   Why?   Is he going up against men afraid of commitment?   There better be a fucking good backstory to this nickname.   And Primus help us all, you better not be punking me by forcing me to read another shitfest to get to it!