I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Fuck you, driver. You were going the wrong way towards an exit. I don't know why you expected me to move, when clearly, the way the cars are parked indicate that the way I was going was the way to go. You can't park at that angel the way you were going. And you were going towards the fucking exit. I was also looking down that one car lane, and you weren't there when I started going.
I don't know why the fuck you expected ME to back up. I was considering it before you started making the motion that I was crazy. Instead, I made you back up and flipped you off.
PS - please go out the correct exit. I'm sick of almost crashing into douchenozzles who go the wrong way out the studio exit, k?