I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
When you type in 'dinosaur', then go low to high, amongst the dinosaur books, amazon gives you... the magical train. And the cutest puppies ever. I did pick up the cutest puppies ever.
I also got a wolfy book, a tentacle book, and a Frankenstein book - all eroticas.
I know what i'm thankful for today - all my free porn. Thank you Amazon, erotica writers, and the interwebs.