I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
"From gay penguins, lesbian ostriches, necrophiliac snakes, gang-banging echidnas to fellating fruit bats, it's all described herein, based on recently published scientific papers."
I have a feeling I'm really going to enjoy this book. The alliteration in fellating fruit bats pleases me so much; I keep giggling over that.