Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

Women grow as plant.   Then they survive on sperm.   It's a clusterfuck. 

17% in: "I should probably see a psych about that..."

Psych?   Psychic?   Psychiatrist?  See, this is why you should finish words.

29% in: "I tried to get out of bed, but the stem that was coiled around my hard-on refused to let go."

This is a rose stem.     Also, the asshole deserves this.  

33% in: "Despite the fact that I was being violated by a plant, it was the best thing I'd ever felt."

I have no words.   

37% in: "While she lied twitching from the orgasm..."  

Facepalm. 

"My legs were numb from the intense 'Rosejob' that my alraune had given me, leaving them immobile."  

ROSEJOB?

Why?   Primus, why?

64% in: "Rosalia didn't put up a fight while I hate her out."

If you expect her to fight, you've been doing it wrong.   

61% in: "As if liquid fire was pouring from a hose, I painted the inside of her mouth cloudy-white."

Sooo.... you have liquid fire in a hose?   And enough cum to paint the inside of her mouth white?  

65% in: "She damn near raped me to be honest."  

Fuck you.   She's kept in a cage, so she can't fuck you too much.    She was born and bred, and will be sold for, sex.  Or some of your plant women will be.   You're an asshole.   You keep saying it was rape, or like rape, but hey, you orgasmed and it was fun, so, yay!

Plus, you bred her knowing she'd need sex.   So, either give it to her, let her die, or get someone to help you satisfy her.   But don't tell me it's rape, and keep her because you like it so damn much, too.

81% in: "The beating of my heart pounded my eardrums."   

In my eardrums is rather different than actually pounding your eardrums.