Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

What.   The.   Fuck?   No, seriously, what the fuck?   Maybe it was the lack of dinosaurs, but I did not like.   I did not want.  

I'm still going to read more yeti porn in the hope that it's not all child rape, and smothering pets WTFery.   I'm actually starting up a group read for another yeti porn book.  But this book -_- 

This book is fucked up.   There is the most irresponsible adult ever, who fucks drunk children.   Well, after letting them get drunk.   And then loses them to a fucked up Bigfoot family.  

Then there's more raping of underage kids by the Bigfoot in their sex dungeons, while their mother looks on   There is just so much... wrong in this book.    SO MUCH WRONG!  

*cries*

Why aren't there more books about Dinobots to cheer me up?