Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

I knew it!  I knew that Ultra Magnus was too straight laced not to be super kinky.   Here are his hobbies, as described by Swerve.  Ultra Magnus has got his music - not to mention his *blacked out* and his frankly bizarre obsession with *blanked out* - which Ratchet swears can lead to premature death and, even worse, *blanked out.*"   The next panel says AUDIO SOUNDTRACK CENSORED BY ORDER OF THE DULY ELECTED ENFORCER OF THE TYREST ACCORD.

Guess who's duly elected?   Rodimus gave him the right to clear the documentary about the Lost Light's quest for the Knights of Cybertron.   DAMMIT, JAMES ROBERT!   DAMMIT TO HELL!

This is Magnus. 

This is how someone compliments him so he gives them a hug.   (DAMN THUNDERCLASH!  I WANT THE HUG!)  "I was already a huge fan of your work as Tyrest's most trusted.   And then I read your articles on the Autobot code - the one on typefaces.   Bravo sir - bravo.   I had considered myself an expert on the interrelationship between typography and military justice, but you took it so much further."   He's into rules and regulations.   He will imprison you if your badge is skewed.   You better be dwelling on the transitive verbs in the footnotes of the Autobot code, or he'll lecture you to death by boredom about it.   It makes no sense that I find him sexy, and yet... 

It's driving me nuts.   What do you think his possibly fatal, bizarre obsession is?   Help me, please.   Because I just want to think naughty, naughty things about this...   And all I can do is think, what is it?   What is it that you're so obsessed with?