Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

Quotes, potentially spoilery ones, after the page break.   Most if not all are gonna be hilarious.

 

 

"Know what I like about NAILs?"

 

"Hammering them?"

 

"Hammering-Ah.   Beat me to it."   

 

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 The word BEFROE is used instead of BEFORE.   It's awesome: "Perceptor called befroe I could ask the question."   It just makes me giggle every time. 

 

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The protest sign says: "AUTO-BUTT OUT".   Which also makes me giggle.   Every single time. 

 

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"Optimus Prime is dead... ... and Orion Pax is reborn."   Lovely, lovely ending to the Death of Optimus Prime issue. 

 

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 "Rigor morphis: the dead body assumes it's preferred shape."   Bwahahaha!

 

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"I'm panicking now.   You've made me panic.  I've got the shakes.  Look at the cane.  I'm not doing that on purpose."   Poor Bee!   I wanna do naughty things to him to cheer him up.   

 

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"Rewind, you're his best friend.   Can't you persuade him to -- your light's on.  Are you recording this?"

 

"Um... yes."

 

"Well, don't.  It's incredibly annoying, you filming everything all the time."

 

"I'm an archivist.  I'm archiving.   This could be an important conversation.  It could have repercussions!"   

 

Oh, Rewind, I love you!

 

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 Prowl tantrum!   Prowl tantrum amuses me!   And turns me on a little...

 

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"PRELIMINARY DAMAGE REPORT: YOU'RE AN IDIOT"

 

"... I'm a WHAT?   What kind of damage report is that?   If I believed in Rungian analysis I'd say that my self-loathing has finally spread to my internal readouts."   

 

Oh, Tailgate.   I love you, too.

 

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"Your new crew mates, Ultra Magnus.   Why are you frowning?  I mean, why are you frowning even more than usual?"

 

"He's dangerous... he's delusional.. he's a liar... he's mad (I mean literally mad)... he was demoted after that incident with the turbo fox... I arrested HIM for impersonating a senior officer... he owes me money... I don't trust him OR him, especially not in their combined form... and if he's who I think he is, never EVER let him near a crossbow.   And that's just the A's."

 

BUT I LOVE ULTRA MAGNUS THE MOST!  Yes, so much I have to shout it.

 

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I love how Ultra Magnus sees the world.   Also, must resist urge to arrest Drift on sight -_-

 

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"You talking me down, doc?   Is this you talking down?  Like I'm some kind of maniac that needs - that needs talking down?"   Just so we're all on the same page, Whirl is a maniac.   He almost always needs talking down.   

 

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 "Science makes me twitchy.   Too many rules."

 

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"I can't believe you just - would you have made that joke if I was Ultra Magnus?"

 

"If you were -?  Oh hell, he's not there, is he?"

 

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"Hey, I recognize that... thing.  It's a muh...it's a muh... It's a mode lock!   Of course!   What's a mode lock?"

 

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"Scum!   My name is Scum?   Why is my name Scum?  Wait.   My name is Skids." 

 

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"'I want the medibay buzzing with positive enery...'  Idiot."   

 

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"It's your eyebrows!   he's jealous of your capacity for self-expression!"

 

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"Let me be less abstruse... ...screw up and I will demolish you."   Squee!  Ultra Magnus turns me on so bad.   Take that Cyclonus.  

 

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"It didn't look good back there - your eyes were fizzing and there was a lot of twitching going on.   It was like watching Ultra Magnus resist the urge to tidy his desk."   WHY DOES THAT TURN ME ON?   THERE'S NO REASON FOR THAT TO TURN ME ON!

 

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