Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

""This is what you get for wanting to be all smexy.   Spanx are a bitch, but trust me, you'll be thanking me later.   You don't want your cooch hanging out for all the world to see.""  So, first of all, I hate the word smexy.   I've just discovered this about myself.   Secondly, why are vaginas all hanging out?   Is there a vag cafe somewhere, when they need some away time from their owners?   What.   The.   Fuck.   More under the page break.   

"The selections she chose were a reflection of her-daring and edgy."   And oddly enough, they objectify her, and demean her, just like she demeans and really objectifies all women.   I guess the clothes do represent her.  

"With parents that believed women needed to be covered, and males took care of everything, Severine had been around them to know that those things aside, they loved all four of their kids so much-almost to a suffocating point.   They'd never see it, but Lily had more light in her eyes away from them."   I'm ignoring fucked up sentence structure to focus on fucked up family structure.   This sounds really... healthy.   Again, what the fuck?

""I can't believe I'm actually read before you!" Severine called out.   "I think we're trading places.""   And this is when Lily shoots herself in the head...

So, my Starscream's Schemes tea was all done yesterday.   Sadness, because it was delicious.   Instead, I get Rewriter today.  I messed up steeping the first cup, and it ended up watery.   Good, but watery.   I steeped a lot more a little longer the second cup around and perfection.    This is a little heavier tasting, and the cinnamon gives it a rougher taste.   It's also got coconut chai, which is a little underplayed here.   Chai tends to bug me, and make me feel as if my throat is completely raw, but there's barely any of that sensation when drinking this tea.     

Plus, the scent of this, particularly when it's steeping is delicious.   Highly recommended.   http://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=47912

This is a tea representing Chromedome from the IDW continuity of Transformers.   I loved the Hot Rod tea, Cocky Captain, by this same blender, and I'm loving this one.   Chromedome is this one: