Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

"Then he's a cyborg robot and needs to be executed immediately!"

So let's go over the mistake.   A cyborg is part human, part machine.   A robot is all machine.   By definition, you cannot be a cyborg/robot hybrid.   You have human parts, then, and you are a cyborg.  Also, unless you're brain is mechanical, you should have human thought processes. 

Also, try killing the robots, bitch.   Just try.   I will be standing between you, with a broken bottle in hand.   The only one who gets to beat up my boys is... other of my boys.   Or the Autobots.  Or Decepticons.   Or Mech.   Or Sector Seven.   Look, honestly, I like seeing them in pain.  It's a hurt/comfort thing.    But dead?   No, I cry then.   So it's still on, you depend-a-ho.

Also, I need this now.