I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Love, love love. Gert has to pick a door - one will take her to her dreams. The other will destroy fairyland.
This is Gert. One hundred years in the future, on the eve of fairyland's destruction, Gert has to go back to the past, and tell her younger self what to do to avoid this.
Gert totally doesn't have ADD, so this will all work out!
Another funny issue.