I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
One should be ready to dye soon; I'm just letting it dry out in the sun so it isn't too damp. Then to let another dry inside while I go out and run some errands. (Dry after a stinky vinegar bath, by the way. My hands smell of vinegar if they're in close quarters...)
I'll post pictures of the first skein and if it's horribly embarrassing, I'll encourage mocking. If I feel the mocking is too gentle, I shall self-deprecatingly mock it harder.
Still working on the excerpt of Lit Fuse.