I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
"Real actresses dodged not-so-real “vampires,” ate blood popsicles, and had their necks pierced by power drills in a display so graphic that it launched a congressional hearing over whether games were ru- ining tiny developing minds like mine."
At this point, I am completely and utterly charmed by this woman. And I wasn't sure I would be when I started.