I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Here's the first page of the commercial the bot then wrote for Olive Garden.
I have no idea what's happening. But I laughed so hard, it still hurts and I felt like puking and I couldn't stop reading or laughing.
But Olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Here may just be the truest statement ever about Olive Garden.