Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

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I've never wanted Megatron/Starscream as much as I want it right this very second.

And oh, it's just going to be verbal and emotional abuse?   Okay, then.   So, yes, I ship this - while recognizing it for the fucked up ship it is.   A couple notes: the ship never been canon, and in canon, it wasn't supposed to be abusive, it was just supposed to be an incompetent second in command and Megatron shitting on anyone who failed him.   But it soon became clear that his favorite punching bag was Starscream - in every single continuity except Shattered Glass - and the fans recognize it as abusive.  

I seriously want some messed up hate fucking, without romanticizing this as the best relationship ever.   Because, Primus, these two hate each other - and end up hung up on each other, too.   They just need to hate fuck it out already.