I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
My school is not offering enough of the required classes for me to get into one which I need to graduate on time. No one is picking up the phone, so even though I've called three people, I can't get answers.
The registrar's office doesn't deal with graduate studies, so I'm basically screwed. FML.
Update before I posted: the professor, I later learned, was on sabbatical. Oops. I had already called me so she called me back while I was in the shower, discombobulating me. Still, she is wonderful, I heard dogs in the background, and I may bring her something like a nice pastry for being so nice to me at some point.
Someone from the curriculum schedule was in and I spoke to her, and she's going to see what she can do for me - so I'm feeling much calmer.