I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
I face planted on cement so spectacularly this morning that some dude on his phone actually went 'that was scary, give me a second,' and stopped to check on me. Like four groups of people did, and I was like, 'I need to sit for a second, because of the shock, but I'm not even bleeding. I'm okay, nothing's broken, this is just super embarrassing.'
My wrist was too sore to swim much, and I was giggling about it soon after, but yeah, I thought today was going to suck based on that.