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allhailgrimlock

Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.   

Currently reading

Separate Orbits
Yael Mermelstein
Progress: 119/427pages
BATMAN #53 ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
LeeWeeksBatman53, TomKingBatman53
BATMAN #54 ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
MattWagnerBatman54, TomKingBatman54
BATMAN #52 ((DC REBIRTH)) ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
LeeWeeksBatman52, TomKingBatman52
BATMAN #51 ((DC REBIRTH)) ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
LeeWeeksBatman51, TomKingBatman51
Infinity Wars: Iron Hammer (2018) #1 (of 2)
Al Ewing, Humberto Ramos
Champions (2019-) #4
Jim Zub, Jacinto Benavente
SUICIDE SQUAD #46 ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
JosLuisSS46, RobWilliamsSS46
SUICIDE SQUAD #45 ((SINK ATLANTIS)) ((DC REBIRTH )) ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
JosLuisSuicideSquad45, RobWilliamsSuicideSquad45
Champions (2019-) #3
Jim Zub, Jacinto Benavente

Reading progress update: I've read 7 out of 19 pages.

There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome - Chuck Tingle

'“A steak,” Jort clarifies.
Honestly, that should’ve been obvious, and I have no idea why my

mind wandered anywhere else. So far, I like this handsome monetary unit, but it’s not like I want to fuck him.'

 

Except that Jort is the dude, and Limbo is the Bitcoin.   It's all told from Jort's point of view, so Jort answered his own question, and then went 'that was obvious.'  Like, I get that you're writing about dating cryptocurrency, but Primus have some pride in your work. This is awful. 

 

I'm not sure what the big deal about Tingle stories are: so far it's same-y when compared to dinosaur erotica.