I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
'“A steak,” Jort clarifies.
Honestly, that should’ve been obvious, and I have no idea why my
mind wandered anywhere else. So far, I like this handsome monetary unit, but it’s not like I want to fuck him.'
Except that Jort is the dude, and Limbo is the Bitcoin. It's all told from Jort's point of view, so Jort answered his own question, and then went 'that was obvious.' Like, I get that you're writing about dating cryptocurrency, but Primus have some pride in your work. This is awful.
I'm not sure what the big deal about Tingle stories are: so far it's same-y when compared to dinosaur erotica.