I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
A. If I use an emoji I will feel terminator 100% of the time until I can feel, I dunno, vision or ultra magnus or whirl or robot at the very least.
B. "He was recently laid off from his job at the chocolate milk factory, and now he need to find a way to keep food on the table."
Yeah, this is a microcosm of what I've been expecting from this book, shitty grammar/proof reading and all.