I'm a well read technosexual who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
This is batshit. Crazytown bananpants.
Like I have no clue what to say except that this is hilarious and just what I needed; I'm still unsure of what to read now because nothing is working for me, but this? This did.
It's hilarious and brilliant, and I didn't have to think too hard, I just had to sit back, read, and have fun.