I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Everyone has beady little eyes here. Every. One. It's sooooo creepy.
That's all I can think. I'm hate reading this to see if the creepy, beady little eyes gets less beady or less creepy or something. Like why do people make a big deal out of Kevin having blue eyes when sometimes they're beady little black eyes? Why does he get blue eyes when everyone else has beady little black rat eyes? Why? Why, why, why?