I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
I found appliance porn.
Below are several of my favorite titles:
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And you have to love that this is by Agay Oldtime.
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I'm seriously tempted by the first two, maybe three, because holy shit working on a two person project alone last minute is stressful. Appliance porn. I'd given up hope after reading about it in time-travling dinoporn - I had to read this review to remember it - and just stopped looking.
I really need a good, and redonkulous, hate read right now... No appliance porn is free, but appliance porn, y'all, it exists!