I'm a well read technosexual who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Boss: You have vacation days and it's slow, and you didn't use up all your vacation although you meant to. Week off and you get paid?
Me: Yes, please.
Right. So I has the week off. Plans: finishing cleaning room, massive amounts of laundry and reading what I got at Readercon/in mystery boxes/wins.
Yaaaassss pretty much sums this up.