I'm a well read technosexual who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
"sound of giant tree man clenching his bark bum just a little more"
Say wha??? What exactly doe s a bark bum clenching - just a little more - sound like?
Also, I called that this would continue to be not-dirty/dirty. I mean, it's not possible that Angleberger AND his editor read this, and went, well, this isn't gonna come off dirty at all. Is there? Is that really a possibility?