I'm a well read technosexual who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
There is an illustration of a minivan almost ramming Groot's wooden heinie.
Alright, then, book, I look forward to how you plan on topping this. Because after Megatron raped Optimus Prime into submission in the finale of Transformers Animated season one, I said, well, season two can - oh, you're going to do Cybertonian/human bondage, then, fine. You might not be doing this on purpose, but I don't see how...
I feel like Angleberger is writing at me. Hey, adult, reading this book, look, look!