I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Sign up for Readercon. I think it might be the first time they have two women guests of honor.
Maybe we can catch up in RL, too. You can see how loud and annoying I am :P
Or the Bee dress in person. I'll even let you pet my Rocket ears, and hold my Groot. In fact, I encourage petting the Rocket ears.
ETA: $60 until mid-February, then it goes up to $65.