I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Page 8: "A chief ingredient of the liberal religion is the beastilization of humanity. So on one hand, we have to give up SUVs, snowmobiles, and indoor plumbing, but on the other hand, at least we get the funky bestial behavior. (Including actual beastiality - keep reading!)"
I want to stop talking about beastiality. She's the one obsessed with the idea so far and I think she should jump online, watch some, and stop making us read about it, to be frank.