I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
"Maybe it's spiritually immature, but I still want to see Muhammad on a flying jaguar. That should go without saying."
Indeed, it should. That actually sounds pretty much amazing.
Still, for a chapter called Cybertron Kids there has been zero Transformers references. For those who are wondering, I got this recommended to me because the author apparently loves Transformers and references them a lot.
Still waiting.