I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.

I'm gonna be cranky today!

I'm considering this option:

Because it feels like this:

At least I don't have to deal with this:

My immediate family: woman, man doctor, woman, man doctor. The women are like 'I understand,' and the men understand enough about what's going on to be like, 'ouch,' and back away slowly.