Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

Because Caitlyn Jenner takes a piss in Trump Tower amuses me as a title for a couple different reasons, so, yes, I'll be reading that.   Overall, I decided to give this author a couple shots. 

So remember, if you ever see Bill Murray fucking a corpse, becoming a Juggelette and having sex with strangers is the only therapeutic recourse you have.   This is the only thing I can of that comes close to a statement of this book.   Well, other than the revelation that killing Bill Murray and fucking his corpse works even better and then you can be normal again?

Don't think it's that bad?   Well, here, then, have some quotes:

"'O Christ, I don't want to get off on Bill Murray being a necrophiliac.'"

"'Help me forget one of the stars of Space Jam puts his pecker into the dead.'"

"'Swallow my pink anger goo you dirty slut.' said Gary as he came into her throat."

And that's how it ends by the way.   I don't even know anymore.