Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

When Lexy, a coder with an unusual childhood, finds herself on the outs with everyone, she ends up getting hired by New Romancer: a dating site that basis a lot of its coding on great historical lovers. 

Or Byron.   Lexy was taught by getting code inputted, by her father who believed we have to evolve to live in such a high tech world.   He was a scientist, and is not in jail, and evolved her by keeping her isolated and feeding her all the code she could handle.  

It didn't teach her not to steal from her employer, nor does it stop her from inadvertently reanimating people that may or may not be golems.  One of them is now Byron, and her childhood crush; she didn't have friend, she didn't have anything, but she had her love of Byron. 

Except Byron isn't nearly as charming in real life as his fiction is, so... it's all not so much fun.   I got this half-priced at Newbury during a month that DC was all half-priced.   I'm kinda glad I never picked up any of the other books.  I'm not really that into this.