I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
I got this the day my parents were returning from their vacation; they left like thirty minutes before there was a shooting, and yeah, I laughed because I got that a couple hours before they got back. I hadn't heard about it, so I wasn't worried, but just in case.
My mom got my sister and I some yarn, mine on sale. And it's perfect, almost the exact shade of Devil Dinosaur in Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur. A little more pink than red, but it's not all one color. It's gorgeous, and I needed purple beads. They didn't have the exact purple I was looking for, and Michael's didn't have it at all so I got my Nightcrawler beads there. I ended up finding something suitable although not quite what I was hoping for at AC Moore. I also dropped off some library books.
I was eying some more needles so I could do more than one pair of gloves at a time, but that's just an excuse not to finish one pair. I'm going to stick with one pair of needles right now.
I was, however, seduced by this little guy:

I've been popping in the Pez since. Luckily, I ran out, so... no diabetes for me today! Also, will not make dirty jokes, because I'm ashamed enough just thinking them to be honest. NSFW indeed.
I'm going to make my master list of literary themed gloves, then read - and knit.