Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

What happens when the Avengers Mansion is no longer being used by the Avengers?  Turn it into an Avengers themed hotel, of course, one which all real Avengers avoid like the plague  -  if it mutated into the super-plague.    A couple different times.   You can, however, see Faux!Vision getting it on with Faux!Wasp.    That was... not at all disturbing.

Also, hilarious. 

And seriously?   You bought the Avengers mansion, have people role play the Avengers, and don't expect villains to bust up the place?   You, Mr. Businessman, are very, very stupid.   Also, probably incredibly rich right now. 

Also, probably incredibly sued.   

Still, it led to this, which was hilarious.   Seriously, Avengers watching people play them in real life?   There's something depraved about that: you laugh, but you feel like a really shitty person for laughing.   Still, brilliant.   

Also, The Wrecker wrecks things.   Then gets bought off.   There's a lot of talk about how Deadpool has bought worse people.   There's some talk about how gross that is.  There's a lot of people not as in shape as the Avengers in Avengers spandex.   It's pretty awesome all around.